So since being here I have had the opportunity to people watch a lot, which is actually one of my favorite activities. I have been witness to some serious fashion crisis's. Not just slight errors, I am talking did you not look in the mirror before you left your room???
Here they are, in no particular order:
- The pencil skirt, not because I think that this fashion statement is not doable. But you need to be a really tiny person to pull this off. Why? because it is a tight fitting skirt that requires you to tuck in a really cute top into. If you have a front butt or a large rear end- example me, you do not wear such a thing. Would I like to wear one? Yes! Would I? Never!
- The hip pack-will these not never die? The older I get I can see how they are very convenient but thank goodness I can also still see that they maybe convenient but there really is never a fashion forward way to pull them off. Majority are made out of black vinyl or maybe a nice polyester blend. I have even seen a pink bejeweled one. I am not going to lie, I often picture myself when I am 80 with flaming red hair, gold shoes, and a hip pack. But not until I am 80! What else is going to hold my bingo dabber, red lipstick, and Jitterbug?
- Ankle boots and short skirts again are made for a certain demographic. First things first you must have an ankle and preferably under the age 40. Any older and you kind of resemble a street walker. I think the trend is cute but not on everyone.
- Patterned nylons, again a throw back to the 80's. So far I have seen snake-skin, polka dots, purple, turquoise, and yellow. I am beginning to miss the simple black. With nylons I guess you can categorize leggings-I have some but they have a time and place. I hate to quit picking on that woman that is still trying to hand on to being fashion forward and sexy but if you are over 45 I think you look kind of silly wearing Multiples in public. My mom would never buy me Multiples from Dayton's, I think these woman bought them all and wore them to this conference.
- Handkerchiefs- there is a reason that Kleenex was invented. Please do not loudly blow your nose, spray your germs, and grab a dirty hanky. YUCK!
- Just because you have an I-Pad does not make you understand technology any better than the rest of us, but please Santa I would love one for Christmas!?!
- Bluetooth's...all I want to do when I see someone walking around and talking loudly into their Bluetooth is go up to them and rip out of their ear. I thought the purpose was to make you conspicuous, not walk circles in a room yelling-what? I can't hear you with this thing? What, what did you say? I'm a jackass...yes I did!
These are purely observations...just sayin'....


















