My boys are transforming from sweet smelling babies to burping, farting, nose picking machines. It is disgusting, they think its hilarious! It makes me panic because if they are this bad now what is my house going to smell like in 10 years?
So as I began typing this post yesterday they both crawl into our bed, jump on me, and Anthony rips one. As the weekend transpired Anthony continued to make any bodily noise humanly possible and spent a good portion of his weekend being reprimanded because of it. Yuck!
Last week he was picking out a wedge and smelled his hand, looks at me and says,"Mom, my butt smells like nachos." I respond,"Inappropriate, wash your hands and get in the bath."
He also told me last week after I told Alex he was cute in the car that I was hot. "You know mom when someone looks cute-cute they are hot. So like you today, you are hot but Alex is only cute." What? He told me one of his classmates told him this at recess, they saw it on Hannah Montana. THANK YOU DISNEY!
So we are working on our manners incessantly and trying to get outside as much as possible to enjoy this BEAUTIFUL weather. Who new sun could bring such happiness?
5 comments:
Gross. Although, Laney's got more gas than an 18 wheeler.
Kate calls me hot a lot too. She has no clue how to differentiate between hot, nice looking, pretty or whatever.
Don't get me started on gas...and Erin, keep your mouth shut.
Seriously, I found the nacho smelling butt to be kind of hilarious. Probably cuz he's not my kid!
Holly
OMG, I'm totally laughing out loud--my butt smells like nachos?! That's HILARIOUS! Bonnie, anyone who really knows you already knows what I'm keeping my mouth shut about. ;)
Ok girls can be gross too...probably don't get as much "appreciation" out of a fart, but trust me they do it just as much!! And at least Anthony is including you in the hot list right?:) Love those boys...hang in there! If it makes you feel any better Ava has recently decided that picking her nose is the thing to do...ANYWHERE!
Kami
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