Not Me! Monday! Why not?

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to http://www.mycharmingkids.net">her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Rules and regulations are available at the above link. Bottom line it is a way to vent openly, honestly, and sarcastically. Since today is not my 31st birthday which I am so thrilled about I thought I would give it a shot. So today is my 31st birthday and I did not celebrate it with Alex who had a double ear infection. I did not feel completely depressed because anyone who knows me knows that I am not OBSESSED with my birthday and making it a night to remember. Instead I did not dance around my living room with my 5 year old watching Dancing With the Stars, eating leftover lemon cake, and drinking a warm beer. I also did not secretly wish the "phone conversation" that Anthony was having with Cece was real fast forward 15 years. "Cece, I can't go to the movies with you at 8 o'clock because it is my Mom's birthday." That is something I will not remember from this birthday. How sweet my 5 year old is when he is not sassing and stomping off to his bedroom in a time out. I definitely did not cut gum out of Anthony's hair with a scrapbooking scissor, unable to get it all and did not add chunky peanut butter to it to get it out. Am I the only person that has heard that peanut butter gets out gum? Well maybe not chunky peant butter...I did not snap my husband's head off when he inquired differently. I did not second guess whether I would like this blogging activity or not. Not me!!