Kidism's

Alex:

"Mom, who makes our blood and bones?"
"Do you have a mom?"
"Were you ever a baby?"
"Did you grow in someone's belly?"

I often wait for that one question but thankfully it still has not arisen.

Anthony:

Regarding Talia,"Apple bottom jeans, poop in the pants!"
"Mom, are we in the Milky Way?"
"Are you sure you know math?"
"Can you make anything for supper that we like? I mean I don't mean to be mean but it seems like you just cook healthy stuff for yourself all the time."

He often parents me and often rightfully so.

Talia:

"Ahhhhh..." When she thinks something is cute or she wants to give you love.
"GO!" When she is all done or getting impatient.
"Tickle, tickle, tickle," In a husky voice when she wants to tickle your toes or sticks her toes out to be tickled.
"Shit!" When she is trying to do something and is having an issue. Luckily to the naked eye you can't tell but I have heard it enough now that it is indeed shit.

What do you do, shit happens?! Right?