My Christmas Wish List

Yep! For me. Every time there is a commercial on both my boys chime in,"Mom, I WANT THAT!!!" I am so ready to pull the plug on our TV just for that reason. My response started out as,"Okay, put it  on your list to Santa." To,"Maybe you want to think about what you are going to buy others for Christmas, it is about giving not receiving." To-look away, roll eyes, and remind them sternly that Christmas is not all about gifts. Because I hear "I WANT THAT" every commercial-not exaggerating.

So I say the heck with them I am coming up with my own list to Santa wish list.

1. Massage-a long, amazing full body massage.
2. Vacation-to anywhere with sand and warm sun. Actually anywhere would do.
3. A new kitchen-this I have been wanting for a very long time, just cannot make up my mind on what to do.
4. Liposuction for my stomach, butt, arms, and thighs.
5. My own home delivery system of getting groceries delivered. Push a button and they arrive in your kitchen put away.
6. Chocolate that is rich, creamy, and has 0 calories.
7. A new wardrobe including the trendiest boots, accessories, and an outfit ready made for each day.
8. A cleaning lady to come to my house every week-this one I want REALLY, REALLY bad.
9. A new pimped out mini-van, preferably the new Honda or Volkswagen model.
10. A night out with all my girlfriends-I will dress you, pay for you, and provide sitters.

So Santa, there you have it. Ho! Ho! Ho!